... yes people, it's true... this man owns a very rare, and super weird part (almost all) of me. i am a very fixed person, and super hard to impress, but this lil muther has got me wrapped around his being. since i'm 9 yrs old, i have looooved him. he is to a 'T' what i love, and want. bold statement, duh, but i'm psychic.
i have a few great stories regarding he (my love), and i. oh yea, that's right, we've encountered each other before (thanks god) andddd have many people in common (even jim-buk-tu). he just shot a commercial with my friend, and of course he blew up my spot. it's normal. i would have done the same. he (my friend) chimed into his dramatic, animated self, and told him that i worship the ground that he walks on, and that i am madly in love with him, but he also mentioned how 'cool' i am... (?) tis true, bitchez.
yeaaaa... it's all good, cuz that's just how my life rolls. anyhow, mr. future inside of me, and i were at coachella a few yrs ago. we were backstage at lilly allen, and (fairy dust sprinkles all over) guess whose right in front of me?!?!?!?!? GIOVANNI RIBISI! yes, i almost died, but i didn't. instead, i decided to put my head on his shoulder for the whoooole concert. he, let me folks... i know. what was stranger is that he totally didn't mind, PLUS we never said anything to each other about why the fuck was i leaning on his shoulder... I KNOW!!! i couldn't have had the intestine to that alone. thanks allydon! another bff, she hooked it up! she made me feel overly confident to be so retarded. thanks buddy.
anyhow, i can't wait to go to the premiere for 'avatar' (whenever the hell it comes out) directed by mr. james cameron. maybe i will just throw myself at him... or maybe i will drug him... haven't gotten it fully figured out yet. but it's coming.
keep you posted.
btw: he's that thing that tom cruise is, and i don't care. love is unconditional. that is how you know it is true.
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Better start going to the Church of Scientology!
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