it is way too cold for me... i'm scared. scared, because it's gonna take a toll on my fabulous skin. thank god, for my 'mariah carey' humidifier, and TRUST, i will be moist (don't be dirty) all winter! fuck that- i am super serious about preserving my sexy! anyhow, i have never been a fan of winter. my friend 'singer-finger', tries every year to get me to see the brighter side of it, but i just don't like hot coco. the great thing is that every year he gives me the same 'winter infomercial' sale: 'hannah it's beautiful, missle-toe (i know i spelled it wrong, but that's how i feel about it, so gay), hot coco (again), 'snow-flakes' (his language), 'bundle-ing up' (his language), and 'cuddling' (the word, not the meaning, super gross.) i always thought that only queer dudes love hot coco (not u coco, the drink)... i guess i'm wrong sometimes... not sure about that though, because 'singer-finger' could always end up queer... i guess time will tell.
anyhow, i think that i need to do something serious tomorrow. discipline is on my mind. we'll see.
god- please make global warming show it's bad-assness. let it show its true color this winter. let's give the world a wake-up call, with a mild fall-like winter, god. don't be scared, god. i think that is the best way to unite the world. we will come together as 'earth-rangers'. amen.
*UPDATE: from 'singer-finger' to me: 'i know there's a little christmas miracle in you waiting to bounce out with a bell, and fucking buckin raindeer'... I LOVE DAVID SINGER!!! BECAUSE HE HAS THE WORLDS BIGGEST!
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