joe the plumber

i was sitting back thinking recently, you know, just brain-ing it, and i realized that 'joe the plumber' is now 'famous'.
you can't even just call him 'joe'.
he's 'joe the plumber'.
forever!!
liiiiike, he's a part of our history!
and every other 'joe' out there prob got 'hey- joe the plumber' alllll over their freakin facebook page. shit, my life changed when 'hannah montana' hit the scene!
never, ever again, is he just going to be 'joe' the dude that fixed your clogged shit hole.
this muther-fucker has gotten the best PR known to man.
for what?!
cuz he's a regular dude...
i'm not retarded, i get it. he's an 'example'.
but good god!
have you ever thought about what his life must of turned into?!?!??!

here we go: the biggest election of our time: john mccain (yellow fever, i bet, so no) , sarah ( i'd do her) palin, hilary clinton (i'd do her hubbie), BARACK OBAMA (i'd rock him, once u go black u never go back), and fucking 'joe the plumber' (not my kinda hot sauce.)
that was the 08' line up, ya'll!
kinda funny, huh?!
so, anyhow, i wanna focus on 'joe the plumber'.
his life must of gone insane!!!
can you imagine?!
simple, working class dude.
super far removed from the 'hollywood' bullshit, ANNNND THENNN he becomes the 'it' boy!
mr. reference for 'america'.

the ocd, regarding 'joe the plumber' got so insane that i started wondering if mccain had sexy time with him.
don't lie. cuz u know damn straight that shit was weird!
then there's obama whose m.o is being 'mr. smooth'. moon-walkin through mccain's childish banters while brushing the dirt off his shoulders (yes, h2thaizzo.)
EVEN 'mr. smooth' (obama) couldn't resist!
'joe the plumber' came out of his mouth just as many times as mccain's!
super weird. like it was 'code' of some sort... hrmmm...

anyhow, on to the reallll goodies: i wonder if this all went to his head (joe the plumber?)
i'm sure it did, how can it not?! he fucking turned into paris hilton over night!
i wonder if he started treating people differently...
like, as if he was the shit, cuz the two majors were saying his name + his occupation every fucking chance they got.
i wonder if he's ever jerked off to sarah (sex) palin saying his name on youtube...?
oh c'mon, it's not too far out there!
you think he might of turned into one of those 'lottery winner' peeps?
like, got all up in his head, because his town considered him a 'celebrity'?
therefore, his drinks at the local (everyday @ 6pm on the dot) pub now gave him an 'all access, forever free' drinking pass...
cougars, milfs, + underage town whores started checkin him. btw: that's the quickest way to get a man to become officially delusional. attention.
it also crossed my mind that maybe, just maybe, the 'fame' got to him, and he couldn't handle it, and started doing meth. ok, i take that back. karma.
not meth, but an alch-e.
oh for surrrre an alch-e!
i mean ur on top (out of no where) and then nothing. poof, you've been used, and now it's over.
it's gotta hurt... a little... no?
i just don't wanna see 'joe the plumber' on freakin 'e! true hollywood stories', but i do think it would be fun to do a short documentary on the guy (only if he turned out 2 b a train-wreck.)
like, he had a shrine in his crib of news-clippings, video footage, and... i don't know... a moose head?!
i now realized that this 'blog' is turning weirder, and weirder. therefore, i am going to stop while i am ahead. before i close, id like to say that i really have no ill anything for 'joe the plumber'. it's just his image/representation, and crap that i wanted to mess with. for all we know, he could be gay, and mad as hell that prop H8TE is what it is. who knows!
honestly, i just wanted to see how many times i could write 'joe the plumber'.
i am no different from all the players of 08'!