un-comfortable

sooooo- i am back in the cold (super cold) and feel like i am ret to go... somewhere, i don't know. anyhow, i am feeling physically 'un-comfy', not 'un-well', just a lil 'un-comfy'. um, yea. honestly, i have been trying to think of a way to better explain this dilemma, but i don't wanna. too much work.

moving forward: i had a great time away! it was amazing to have no destination/obligation for the past few weeks. 

just get up, walk out,  and end up somewhere.  i met a lot of random people along the way. that was lovely, and i also realized that i hate the cold. 

i wonder wen spring will hit... i should be more aware considering my bday is on 'ground-hogs day'. i should be more supportive of punxsutawney, but i have always had a weird thing with shit that takes away from ME on the anniversary of the day that I entered earth... i don't even like to shake hands with people who share the same day of entry as moi. my mom thinks it's ab-normal, but what does she know?!? she thinks 6,539,488 x's 653 = 4,270,285,664! 

whatever,  back to my original non-sense... so, how's it going?! me, you know... living. it's fun, but wen will it be warm again?! well, actually it will be on the 6th of march. i will be in hawaii. i already look native. i am tan. puerto rico.

today, is a really weird day. i can't seem to gather my brain for a full throttle. you see?! i am all over the place. it's ok, because i need to learn how to embrace moments like this... you know wen your brain just shuts out. it's interesting to just type out whatever is going on in the nog. even if it does not make sense. it's ok.

-anal sex: i don't know much, but i think that pain killers/doobie/music/liquor (HARD)/ and maybe a really thin penis.

-falling in luv: it should happen more often. cos, it's like... nice.

-comb overs: you know, i really have an issue with this one. i just don't get it. every time i see a guy with that ridonkulous 'solution', i just wanna slap him in the face really hard so that i can disturb the do, but not in a mean spirited kinda way. nooooo. not like that.

-long nut sacks w/ tiny balls: weird. it just is. it's unnecessary.

-emo kids: ... still, don't quite get it. it like takes over their being. they even have 'emotional hair' do's. i don't know what's worse, a comb over, or a 'depressed/angry' haird do... well, both take effort... so, i guess it would be un-fair to take anything away from a... race?

-skinny jeans (men): oooooooooh, now this wild phenomenon gets my panties in a bunch! whyyyyyyyyyy?!??! mother fuckers, whyyyyyyyyyy??!?!! have we asked for men to be more sensitive, yes. have we asked men to not watch football for the whole day on our birthdays, yes. have we asked men to do an ocd check for their pubes after they've  wizzed, yes. have we asked men to shower before touching us (actually, maybe jst me) yes. have we asked men to refrain from using the word 'pussy' in public, and un-leash it for only wen they have us in doggy, yes. have we asked men to be a bit more thoughtful, yes (but don't go tear ballistic wen watching 'the notebook'. that's just weird.) have we asked men to be psychic, and know wen we are pms-ing, YES! buttttt some-one tell me how in world did allllll of the shit above translate into green-lighting 'skinny jeans' for men?! i don't know. wen in the world is this crisis going to end? god-speed.

-saturated fat: hate it. eating animal fat is just plain weird. it gets weirder every time i think about it. i just ate a slice of ribroast, yummHummerz!

-bad kissers: ew. just ew.  i don't care what anyone says, a bad kisser is a sin. un-forgivable. 

-wii: i like it.

-cuddling: i am trying really hard to desensitize. but maybe wen i want to really badly i will.

-bonsai tree: my passion

-pita grill: chicken brown rice bowl, holler!

-tall men: they better smell good.

-hammer toe: you have extreme darkness in your soul.

ok, i gotta go now. i need a hug, or 850 million dollars. which ever. 

bye, bye. don't do drugs, and get fisted. peace.