hello, freak dicks! yes, yes, i am officially a 'women' now. i'm 30, and i am soild. no, i did not have a breakdown (although de universe did try me.) i think '30' is sexy. it sounds sexy, therefore it must me. plus i am like benjamin button... figure it out.
anyhow, i am in puerto rico. i am having a wonderful chill time. waking up early to go walk a gazillion miles, and boom i am at the beach. i love it! i do yoga, and get more vitamin d than a jew in boca (don't worry, spf: 850, 000.)
i've been meeting up with my friend, duda, to stalk every yoga class in san juan. it has been quite an adventure! i love walking into a whole new world where a bunch of randoms are there for one intention. that's kinda cool. the energy is quite thick. i almost fainted in the last class, because the 'energy' ( i hate that word. so dramatic) was overwhelming. i lived... and did a couple of 'flyers' (acro-yoga.) i can see that taking the place of testicle tickle-ing in my near future.
i've also met some great people as well. SHOUT OUT: 'ching-wah rodriguez', and 'charles beale cuban sandwhich'. they both came out to celebrate my bday grub. how sweet, and overly sexual. no one offered me intercourse, but it's ok. it's not something that one just offers. especially when they have only seen your face 3 times. then again...
i am excited for the color of my skin. i am tan. which = sex.
my skin naturally feels like silk (ASIAN) but now it feels like GOD. tis true, bitchez.
p.s i now know how one can get 'pin worms'. please do not touch your ass hole, then touch a door knob, and thennn put your hand in your mouth... or something like that.
p.p.s i now know more about 'hemroids/hemorrhoids' than i do about my purpose in life.
*make good choices, and remember to wash your hands after touching your asshole, and a door knob. peace.
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