tran-E

soooo, life is moving along, and so am i.

i guess. 

the universe has been moving @ a speed that is just plain awkward.

emotionally awkward... like, i feel like a kid whose lost their creators @ a humoungous mall... the day after thanx-giving. 

ok, perhaps 'awkward' is not the quite the perfect word/tone.

more like 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK MEEEEEEE INNN THE ASSS... home-less man'!!!! 

or somethin like that, anyhow, no moon-walkin through this bullshit!

we gotta black prezzie (yay!)

i broke up w/ my abusive bf (ciggies.)

TEN yrs, & just like that, poof! your gone. 

adjusting. no cravings, but woooah, holy shit fuck, in regards to my 'emotions'. 

fuck, who knew i had any ?!?! *KO-rean = emotionally constipated*

not to mention shocker # 4,860 one of my favourite carpet munchi-chi has now married a man... she like fucks him.

kinda weird, considering she hasn't been plunged since 1999, and told me god blessed her, 'free from sucking dick'. 

4 ten yrs, this bitch has been talkin about pussy, and doing all kinds of crap to it.

like, putting a bow tie on it, taking it for walks, jammin all kinds of stuff into it etc.

i think it's great to try it all! options, are magical gifts. 

but the shift happened so fast. i am just now catching up w/ all that has happened. 

hey, i'm not the only asshole feelin it. 

all this good stuff,  yet everyone's broke.

not to mention the queer-buckets r still fighting 4 equal rights. 

someone tell me, how the fuck do u give someone food, and then make them vomit it up?!

it's just mean. 

i can't believe our government is keeping us from the most fabulous wedding parties evar! 

cuz u know that the homos will deliver! 

to be quite honest, marriage is dumb. 

u meet someone who is good in bed, therefore u think u should spend the rest of ur life w/them!??! let me just say: u have 2 pay to get 'legally combined', AND then u gotta pay even more 2 become 1 again (relevant if u married a non-financial-loser.)

ughhhh, the headache! 

but hey, i believe everyone should have the right to do whatever the hell they want. 

just as long as you do not bang lil kids, sall good!

i realized this 'blog' has now become super psycho babble, but i really just don't give a fuck...

i just want to empty my brain.

i love u all. 

** pls give me 10 days notice if u want to become queer, or un-queer **

** TRAN-E = TRANSITION** we just never got to the title, maybe next time. prob not.